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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 612: Love is a Competition

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Travis Mcelroy, Advice, Griffin Mcelroy, Justin Mcelroy, Comedy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy Brothers, Mcelroy

4.931.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

We recorded this early, but we desperately need an answer to a mystery. It’s been haunting us since the letter came in. PLEASE release us from this torment. Suggested talking points: You’re the Blood in My Bread, Gozer Beer, Work Glitter, The Tushless Town, Dark Green Iridescent Mystery NARAL Pro-Choice America: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.

0:05.0

Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.0

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.

0:18.0

What's up, you cool baby?

0:20.0

What, do you think it's the start of something beautiful?

0:26.0

A small quaintant has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious friendship.

0:32.0

I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach, my life, it feels like.

0:45.0

It's better, it's better with you.

0:51.0

My life, it's better, it's better with you.

0:57.0

This is true, it's better, it's better with you.

1:03.0

My life, it's better with you.

1:10.0

Hello everybody, welcome to my brother and my brother and me, in a Vice-Show with Modernaire.

1:14.0

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

1:16.0

I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

1:19.0

I'm Griffin.

1:21.0

Hey guys, remember when we were kids?

1:26.0

When publishers clearing house, people would win $1 million to get a big check.

1:32.0

Who delivered those checks?

1:34.0

What?

1:35.0

Who delivered those checks?

1:37.0

On a publisher's clearing house?

1:38.0

Yeah, Ed McMahon.

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