MBMBaM 599: The Hand that Drinks You

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Travis Mcelroy, Advice, Griffin Mcelroy, Justin Mcelroy, Comedy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy Brothers, Mcelroy

4.9 • 31.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Y’all, we’re comin’ in hot with a brand-new seriously original movie pitch. Get this. It takes place in a galaxy far, far away. And the hero has a last name that is something in the sky and a mode of transportation. And there’s a twist about his dad. Wait, this has been done already? More than once? Hm. We better check in with Guestpert Chris Gethard instead. Suggested talking points: Kerp Live in Walls, Prescription Sheets, Geosh Sunrunner, Lazy Day Drawers, Musical Doxxing National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://www.nbwji.org/ Huntington Children's Museum: https://hcmkids.org/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	What, there's three!
0:21.0	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.0	A small quaintant has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious friendship.
0:32.0	I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.0	My life, it feels like...
0:45.0	It's better, it's better with you.
0:51.0	My life, it's better with you.
0:55.0	It's better with you, it's better with you.
1:00.0	It's better, it's better with you.
1:03.0	My life, it's better with you.
1:10.0	Hello everybody and welcome to Saw Bones, a mayor of the world.
1:14.0	Why were you misguided, man?
1:16.0	It's not though, Justin.
1:19.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and my, an advice show for the modern era.
1:26.0	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
1:28.0	I'm your middleist brother, Justin.
1:30.0	You like that, you like that.
1:32.0	That positive, pregnant with triplets.
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