MBMBaM 590: Keep Your Grades Up

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Big news, folks, we’ve partnered with Mariah Carey. That’s right, she'll be bringing you one segment an episode for the rest of the year! We’ve got bits and goofs that pair perfectly with the hit holiday jam. Suggested talking points: Niftys, Boner Lisa, Touch the Eyeball, Dr Crankenstein’s Monster, Pizza Shaq, Cheeseburger Sleeve, Going up to Santa’s House Asian Pacific Environmental Network: https://apen4ej.org/ Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	What, there are three!
0:21.0	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.0	A small quaintant has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious friendship.
0:32.0	I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach, my life, it feels like.
0:45.0	It's better, it's better with you.
0:51.0	My life, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true, it's better, it's better with you.
1:03.0	My life, it's better with you.
1:10.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and an advice show for the modern era.
1:15.0	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.
1:17.0	I'm your middle-aged brother, Big Dog, woof woof, Travis, woof woof, McElroy, woof woof.
1:21.0	And I'm, baby brother, Griffin McElroy.
1:26.0	And thank you everybody for coming to our press conference.
1:29.0	It's been a while since we had sat down.
1:32.0	Sit down, please.
1:33.0	Yeah, you sit down.
1:34.0	Hey, where are you clapping?
1:36.0	Why are you clapping?
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