MBMBaM 571: The Gru of Popsicles

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

It’s spooky season, and by that we mean it’s scarily hot outside. That’s why it’s so important that you pretend to have snow powers, so everyone thinks you’re cool. Warning: Don’t make it obvious that you’re faking. Suggested talking points: Dirtbag Mac and Cheese, Dark Ice Patron, One million nugs, Mug Mafiosos Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Transcript

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	What, there's three! It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.0	A small quaintant has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious friendship.
0:33.0	I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.0	My life, it feels like...
0:45.0	It's better, it's better with you.
0:51.0	My life, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true, it's better, it's better with you.
1:03.0	My life, it's better with you.
1:10.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me in advice show for the Modren era.
1:17.0	I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.
1:19.0	Hello booze and ghouls, a non-boon airy folk.
1:24.0	I'm your middle-diss brother Travis, we're woof woof McElroy.
1:30.0	It's early August.
1:33.0	A chill is in the air.
1:35.0	No, let Griffin do his so I can ignore yours.
1:38.0	And this is Griffin McElroy.
1:43.0	There's a chill.
1:45.0	I had a silly dentist thing happen.
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