MBMBaM 569: Planet of Valjeans

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Yet why did we allow these boys To touch our souls and teach us love This episode’s like any other It’s full of advice, from funny brothers Your life will never be the same Just wait and see Hear from the wizard of the cloud On My Brother, My Brother, and Me Take a trip into space With a whole melon slice And then celebrate shark week With a flavored shaved ice Suggesting talking points: Spaze Bois, Who am I? I’m Derrick’s Dad, Christopher Walking, Blood, Coconut, and Shark Gummy, They came for our meats, Avocado Opportunities Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	What, Jerry, three?
0:21.0	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.0	A small quaintance has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious friendship.
0:32.0	I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach.
0:39.0	My life, it feels like...
0:45.0	It's better, it's better with you.
0:51.0	My life, it's better with you.
0:55.0	It's better with you, it's better with you.
1:02.0	It's better, it's better with you.
1:10.0	Hello everybody, welcome to my brother, my brother me, an advice show for the future era.
1:19.0	What an honor and a thrill it is to be presenting this show, I'm the oldest brother of the program.
1:25.0	My name is Justin McAroy.
1:28.0	My name is Travis McAroy.
1:31.0	I am your middle-est big dog, Wolf Wolf brother out here.
1:35.0	It is absolutely beautiful.
1:37.0	Hey there, come on back now.
1:39.0	This is your baby brother, Gryffind McAroy, space cowboy.
1:43.0	Yee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
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