MBMBaM 563: A Streetcar Named Deez Nuts

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Summer’s here! It’s time to bust out the new splashes and signature scents. Don’t have a signature scent? Not to worry, we’ve got you covered with this lil’ baby. It has a base fragrance of chicken sandwiches with top notes of zinc oxide and kolaches. Suggesting talking points: Beach Horse, You are the Splash, Kolache Church, High Coyote Activity, Richard Stink Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate For resources on anti-racism and fighting police violence: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	What, there's three!
0:21.0	It's the start of something beautiful.
0:26.0	A small quaintant has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious friendship.
0:32.0	I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach, my life, it feels like.
0:45.0	It's better, it's better with you.
0:51.0	My life, it's better, it's better with you.
0:57.0	This is true, it's better, it's better with you.
1:03.0	My life, it's better with you.
1:10.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother brother and me.
1:14.0	And if I share it for the broads and error, I will always brother Justin McElroy.
1:17.0	Well me, I'm your middle-aged brother Travis Biggoof.
1:22.0	And I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin McElroy.
1:25.0	And I got big news for you just came in through the local channels that the pools and the splash pads are back open.
1:32.0	And this is a city wide alert and for Austin, Texas, but I imagine also around the world, people are celebrating as these big beautiful water bodies are ready for business for you.
1:43.0	It's a splash pad.
1:47.0	It's a splash pad, it's like a pool, but it doesn't go down.
1:49.0	It's a very shallow pool, but the big pool is what I'm concerned about.
1:55.0	I am known at my local pools for when I walk up on the diving board and my oak leaves.
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