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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 560: Starter in the Jarter

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

We’re gonna hit you with the shrink ray, put you in our pocket, and take you on a journey with us. It’s not going to be a very exciting journey, since you’ll be in a pocket and everything. And we’re not sure where we’re going exactly. But it’s a journey. Suggested talking points: ROI On Oranges, My name is Dr Cheese, Pep’eps Place Conspiracy, Tell Me All Your Fruit Thoughts, Yahoo That’s not a Yahoo, Parakeet Parrot Pete Support AAPI communities and those affected by anti-Asian violence: https://www.gofundme.com/c/act/stop-aapi-hate Support the AAPI Civic Engagement Fund: https://aapifund.org/

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts and their advice should never be followed.

0:05.0

Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.0

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.

0:18.0

What's up, you cool baby?

0:20.0

What, there's three!

0:21.0

It's the start of something beautiful.

0:26.0

A small quaintant has blossomed, it's rapid, into a precious friendship.

0:32.0

I could have never seen what was coming for me, hangs at the skate park, hangs by the beach, my life, it feels like.

0:45.0

It's better, it's better with you.

0:51.0

My life, it's better, it's better with you.

0:57.0

This is true, it's better, it's better with you.

1:03.0

My life, it's better with you.

1:10.0

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother and brother, me and my show for the Roger.

1:15.0

I'm brother Spurr, just a mechler.

1:17.0

I'm your medallist brother, big dog, wolf, wolf, Travis Bark, Bark, Macaron.

1:23.0

This is Griffin Mac.

1:25.0

The problem with your dog thing is that sometimes I feel like Justin has set a delicious little to play to food, a delicious morsela.

1:33.0

A little to play to play to food, a delicious morsela.

1:35.0

And then you have to, you are beholden to the dog gag.

1:39.0

I'm your medallist brother, Griffin Macaron.

1:43.0

Now it's fucking done, I'm Griffin Macaron.

1:47.0

It looks like a busted sprocket.

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