MBMBaM 551: Non-Euclidian Meat Cone

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

We finally did it, folks! All the pop culture reboots from 20 years ago we never really wanted are finally coming into being! And we’ve erased the stigmas of sex-related injuries and of giving food to people who need it! Nice job. Suggested Talking Points: Disney Discretion, Banished Bugs, Forbidden Lombada, Break Room Bull, Frasier 2000, The French McElroy Brother Ways to support Black Lives Matter and find anti-racism resources: https://linktr.ee/blacklivesmatter

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:10.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:17.0	What's up you cool baby?
0:20.0	Here come the McElroy's, we've got jokes and it's...
0:24.0	We're gonna give advice and you'll find me sick after it is in store. Come inside and see.
0:32.0	It's time to start, it's my brother, my brother and me.
0:41.0	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother and my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era.
0:47.0	I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.
0:49.0	I am Travis McElroy.
0:51.0	Hey, this is your youngest brother Griffin McElroy.
0:54.0	Let me get my axe out and...
0:57.0	Chunk, chunk, kick!
1:00.0	The doors to the movie theaters is open again.
1:07.0	It's time...
1:09.0	Let me get these cobwebs out. I got a torch to blow up around these cobwebs.
1:13.0	It's like Indiana Jones another movie.
1:16.0	And that's what...
1:18.0	So does so does so does so does everybody play on it?
1:21.0	Because we're going back to the movie theaters.
1:24.0	Because folks they're still making these things and it's pretty much basically time to go ahead and get back to your ticket for the new space jam movie.
1:33.0	That is coming out. We do have new details coming in like literally this hour.
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