MBMBaM 53: Doctor Jamilton

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2011

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This episode of My Brother, My Brother and Me comes to you courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue. Also, courtesy of the Millwall Football Company, people who are naked all the time and an irrational anger towards Science and God. Suggested talking points: Back-up Lover, Sex and Robotics, Potluck Contest, Nakedness, Food Babies, Soccer Wedding, Jim Charm, Mister Brad, Hug Safari

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?
0:44.1	Justice will be served, and the battle will rage. This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage,
0:53.2	and you'll be sorry that you messed with the US of A, because we'll put a boot in your ass.
0:59.6	It's the American way. Welcome to my brother and my brother and me, an advice show for the modern
1:07.2	era, but specifically Toby Keith fans. Well, most people don't know is he's quitting Shakespeare.
1:12.6	That's that Travis works in Shakespeare. He's in the Shakespeare biz, and that is true,
1:18.8	what Travis is saying right now. Hey, we got him. What? Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list,
1:26.1	and the statue of Liberty started shaking her fist and the eagle will fly. Man, it's going to be hell
1:32.4	when you hear Mother Freedom. Start ringing her bell. Ring the bell, Mother. You know, we haven't
1:37.9	said in a while, but good work, Tristan. Yeah. Hey, you got him, man. I attribute this success
1:44.4	wholly and entirely to him. Yes. I know he may have just been in boot camp. Before that, a baby,
1:52.1	but I think that he probably did this all on his own. But now that Osama is dead,
2:00.8	courtesy of the red, white and blue, courtesy of the red, blue. You have to say that after every time
2:05.2	you know, I don't worry. I do. Who do we? Who's next for us? Who's who's enemy number one,
2:13.0	enemy number Uno right now? Who's the new? Who's the new otters? Space aliens. Space aliens?
2:21.4	I think that that's going to be sort of a longer play, but I think certainly that they are taught
2:26.1	there. It took us 10 years to take out a dude on Earth. I think we got time. I know. I agree with
2:31.3	you. It has to be, it can't be anything ambiguous. It has to be one space alien. That's a thing. I
2:37.5	can't get off. I can't finish knowing that we are at war with an entire country. But when I think
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