The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middleest brother, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffith McElroy.

Is that the piper? He's back. And I know that real quick, as we should have talked about this

four-hour quarter, I know this is going to be our super chill sort of max fund drive,

it's going for four weeks, but I thought we could go like this first week, like pretty fucking heavy on it.

It's me, the piper. Yeah, exactly that type of energy. I love it. I am the piper.

Yeah, and it's the bill. The bill has come due. Respectfully.

It's unbelievable to me that you would not know this at this point, but we are a part of the

maximum fund network, which is artist owned. That's right. We're artists and supported.

If you take one thing away from the day, let it be that.

I mean, we are artists. This part, I guess it's just as good as a painting or photograph.

But more importantly, we're audience supported. So we are asking or thanks a few weeks that you

become a member of the maximum fund family. Just head on over to maximumfund.org.

Ford slash donate. You can choose a monthly amount that's comfortable for you.

A lot of people do five or 10 bucks a month. And some of you even go as high as 20 or 35 or a

hundred dollars. Or there's one insane person that pledged a hundred thousand dollars for a

single night with me. But I said, no, I shan't. This is a way that you can support the shows.

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