MBMBaM 51: Real Talk Live: Face 2 Face

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2011

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

It's MBMBaM's first live show ever -- and man, what a way to start our on-stage career! Not because we did a particularly good job, but because we very nearly talked about child pornography for a few minutes. We grabbed that bull right by the horns, and we stared at its eyes, and we said, "No, we probably shouldn't talk about child pornography. That's illegal." Thanks to Jordan, Jesse Go for setting up such a special, intimate night, Dan Telfer for his special, intimate hosting, and every single person who came out to Second City for the show! You guys are, as ever, the cat's 'jamas.

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:04.8	Travis insists he's a six foot, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.1	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	It's familiar.
0:46.0	We've subtitled my brother and my brother and me real talk live.
0:52.0	Face to face.
0:54.0	The number two.
0:56.0	The number two, otherwise, hi, this is my brother and my brother meets an advice show for the modern era like Chilean miners emerging from the depths of...
1:06.0	No?
1:08.0	No, that's...no, that's...no, that's...
1:10.0	Can we drink in here?
1:12.0	Yeah, try to stop us.
1:14.0	I can't, they don't want that on nor come and move Jesse's computer.
1:18.0	So hi, I'm just a McElroy, I'm your oldest brother.
1:22.0	I'm Travis McElroy and the middle of this brother.
1:24.0	I'm Griffin McElroy, I'm the youngest brother, my mic's turned on, which means I win.
1:30.0	What?
1:31.0	Like you do, no?
1:32.0	Am I on?
1:33.0	Yeah, it's not good.
1:34.0	Speak noisy.
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