The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, this is my brother, my brother, me and our brother, me and our brother, me and our brother.

I'm not going to have to get down to business. It's not going to happen, Travis.

We are a month into twenty-fone, and I don't know that there's any more laughter or love

happening out there than normal. I think maybe even marginally less.

This is a weird vibe to put down. I know you've been out the game for a little bit.

I know you've been doing the baby stuff. Not a lot of sleep, I'd guess.

Not a lot of sleep, but just in a night to take his fucking slow baby.

Yeah, it's a building game. You can't check me on day 27th.

You can't check me on the 27th move of the chess game. No one's ever done it.

I'm pretty sure Justin, and I know that you've actually learned about chess.

If you check me on any move, I think it's just the last move of the game.

Yeah, I usually stop there. It's not a bonus round for more points.

It's not like check me. Now let's see where this goes.

I filled my life accidentally. My life was sold with laughter and love this week.

I'd like to highlight it sitting in our road trip. Our first road trip,

away from the children this week. Was it intentional or accidental?

No, it was a regular non-homol

situation. We stopped at a gas station in the middle of

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