The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to my brother brother brother. I'm an advice show for the

modern era. I'm our oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis,

the McElroy. But I don't want to record a podcast, but I don't want to record a podcast today.

Oh, I see. It's my birthday. I don't want to record a podcast today.

It's Griffin's birthday except you're getting all the presents. I want cakes and creams.

Oh no, not this again. I want cakes and creams. I want candies.

And streamers and sticky, sticky, toffee, not a podcast.

Every year, and I'm sure you all have noticed it because we've been doing my brother, my brother,

me for about 18 years now. Every year on his birthday, Griffin becomes Little Lord Birthday.

And it's a whole thing. He's done it literally since he was born. He came out of the womb doing it,

and which was very troubling for everyone. And it's all about how it's his birthday,

and he wants candies and cakes and creams. Where am I, Shatlin Pony's daddy?

I mean, he's a Shatlin Pony's and call for the daddy. I can't play with the Shatlin Pony's if I'm doing the podcast, Daddy.

And he knows that I remember I think he was six years old when he first started saying I don't

want to do the podcast, which was the first this first first historically speaking is the first

use of the term. Yes. Podcast was admitted by Griffin who six and not wanting to do one.

Did the two of you even bring cakes and creams? I think a birthday present.

Did you get it? I've not received a present from you, but the fact that you've said it's not cakes or creams.

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