The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, and an advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother, 30 Griffin McElroy. Right. We'll self-edit there.

Yeah, cutting out. Yeah, so this time for another favorite part of the favorite show,

everyone's beloved segment. Travis McElroy is touched by the Hollywood angels.

Yeah, I'm touched by a Hollywood angels. I try to just let her rip this. I'm just going to sit

back and let it wash over me. I'm so excited, boys, because I went to the New York Comic Con. I had a

lot of good times, met a lot of cool people. Most of them were really good. You met the,

hey, did you meet the doctor? Hey, you know, Kroger. I did. I met the man.

He was talking about a dog. Just come back somebody else. We're being bullied.

Do you guys think that random people just show up at the former companion's house and be like,

it's me, the doctor. My car, my tart is exploded, getting my dots in quick. I don't have in the back.

Billy Piper has been kidnapped 18 times. Yeah, I don't, I don't have a

beach money. Can you take me out for us? A nice, a nice burger and chips. You know what I love?

Fish fingers and custard. And then also like steak and vegetables and some

diamonds. I eat diamonds now. I'm here for my two hearts. Oh, my tonnebox. She ended

in 14 hundred dollars, Biblie. Listen, my I owe $1,000 on my time box. But I'm going to sell it

for a million. My tonnebox just ran out of gas and I'm trying to get to me sisters to pick up

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