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🗓️ 8 October 2018
⏱️ 58 minutes
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0:00.0 | The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. |
0:05.5 | Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it. |
0:11.2 | Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool |
0:16.7 | they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby. |
0:44.1 | Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and my brother, if I show for the |
0:47.6 | modern era, I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy. |
0:53.5 | I'm your sweet baby, brother, 30 under 30, Griffin McElroy. Listen, I know it's early. It |
0:59.6 | would just turn October. It just rolled over in October, but I know what next year's theme is |
1:07.7 | going to be. Oh, Jesus Christ. At what point do we... I haven't collaborated with |
1:13.9 | like even anybody this year. Not even one time, a little thing. Wait, you've worked with us on |
1:19.6 | several things. That doesn't fucking count anymore. We are the same thing at this point. We haven't |
1:26.0 | reached across the boundaries to other people to create new art in you with the with the |
1:32.0 | Umlaut over at art, and we haven't collaborated. Let's stop fucking kidding ourselves. |
1:37.1 | I collaborated once with you on what? My friend Jerry on what? Sandwich. You made a sandwich with |
1:47.3 | your friend Jerry. I do actually remember that. Yeah, it was not really that much. There's a good one. |
1:52.4 | You shared a little piece of it. You mailed me a little finger of it and you mailed Justin a |
1:57.2 | finger of it and we had a great meal together over. Well, I had a piece of bread with some peanut |
2:01.2 | butter on it and Jerry had a piece of bread with some jelly on it and we kind of high-fived in |
2:05.6 | mid-air with a piece of bread. It was good. It's a French sandwich. And we called it a Travis and Jerry |
2:10.0 | sandwich and then you can find it at most grocery stores called oncrustables. But here's the thing. |
2:17.0 | In the past, our themes have been something that we are telling everyone in our audience today, |
2:24.4 | right there. General messages of like guidance for the year. I'm going to have some little |
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