MBMBaM 389: Horsebonology

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

This episode contains some dark revelations about Earth's Best Animal, as well as some semi-coherent ramblings fueled by a cocktail of potent cold and flu medicines. It is a challenge; a mountain you must overcome. Suggested talking points: Nastyman, Sweat Dress, Ghost in the Eggshell, Equine Anatomy, Ski Jeans, Ann, Unrinal Transfer

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.4	Hello and welcome to my brother, my brother me an advice show for the modern era. What a thrill it is
0:48.4	to be back. My name is Justin McElroy. I'm your oldest brother. I'm your middle-est brother, Travis
0:52.5	McElroy. And I'm the nasty man. Hey guys, it's me the nasty man. It's nasty on a 30 under 30
1:02.0	media of the ordinary? Yeah, the nasty man, they didn't take that away when I became nasty man.
1:06.8	I emailed Forbes just as a courtesy like, hey, are you going to strip my title? You're going to put
1:10.8	an asterisk up there. Are you going to lower my banner and burn it in the ceremonial fly? And they
1:16.0	said, no nasty man. And I thought that was sweet that they did call me the new name. They said,
1:20.3	no nasty man, you can stay on the list. And they updated the website. So now it's as the nasty man.
1:25.6	It actually says Griffin McElroy and it's all the same and there's a huge asterisk. I mean,
1:31.5	like, comically huge asterisk. And it says just a fair warning, ladies and germs, he's an nasty man.
1:40.1	Yeah. And it says germs in like a comic sense. So let you know that that part is in fact kind of a
1:46.0	joke because I'm a, I got the bronchitis gang. I got it deep down, down, deep in my lungs. Hey,
1:53.8	deep in my lungs and it's bad. And did you know that when you're a professional podcaster,
2:02.0	you really just can't get bronchitis? It's like, it's like, you're really not supposed to do it.
2:08.6	And so when I saw the big bronchitis hose hanging off of that abandoned warehouse and I was like,
2:15.1	I'm going to take a huff on that. I should have known that it would have been a mistake. But I
2:21.3	didn't in curiosity made the cat get bronchitis. It's funny. I've been on a course. My wife got,
2:29.7	she has a name at Sydney. My wife got the flu because she works at the the flu store pretty much.
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