The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Begin. Hello, everyone. Welcome to my brother and my brother in me, an advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30, media luminary, Griffa McElroy.

I have to real quick, two super technical things. One, there's a clock on stage that I think

is supposed to be counting down, but it's not moving. Here we go. Sometimes it feels like times not

moving while we're doing this show. And two, someone's recording this, right? Like I didn't check

this beforehand, but it's fine. We apparently are going to spend, you can't see this. We're going to

keep up with the theme of things you can't also see. We are staring at two huge televisions that are

just displaying our picture. The ones that were there, remember just a second ago, we're apparently

going to be fucking barreling those for the entire- Don't take that away. No, don't take it away because

it reminds me how damn handsome I am. What a handsome boy. Look at that hair. Also, I'm going to give

you the audience pretty much a 100% guarantee. This is not the biggest table we've ever worked with.

There is going to be a big spill. Of our absolute coffee drinks. I have two coffee drinks.

Thank you all for coming here and thank you to PodCon for having us. How was your pod?

With a response of just like a loud exclamation, how's your podCon going?

All right, now the nays. Who's having a really shitty pod? No. Everybody just tell me your favorite

panel so far. The same time, one, two, three, go. A lot of people said yours, which I feel is a

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