The McElroy brothers are not experts.

And their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.

What's up, you cool baby?

It's familiar, but not too hard, but not too much familiar.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, my main advice show for the Modren era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30, media luminary Griffin McElroy.

That was pretty even.

Thank you.

Good balance, everyone.

I assume when everyone screams as loud as they possibly can, it all works out the same.

Because there's a cap on pure human joy.

Do you want to clarify before we go on?

You may be looking and think, did Travis change clothes between trainers?

No.

This shirt is reversible.

I just want to make that clear.

He called Levi's in, like I'm doing two in a row.

Is there anything you could do for me?

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