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My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2017

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Thank you all for joining us as Griffin makes a startling announcement about a decision he's made this fateful, aromatic day. He asks for your patience and your strength in these trying, nasty times. Suggested talking points: Stinkboy Press Conference, Rory's Bucket, Sexy Bean, Jimmy Buffettttt's Daiquiritown, A Deep Red Color, Rub Runner

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the
0:47.6	modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.
0:53.4	Thank you all for joining us. I'm your sweet baby brother, and 30 under 30 media
0:57.3	luminary Griffin McElroy. Griffin, you brought us here to... I mean, you have to be here.
1:01.1	I want to thank you all for joining me, Keith. At the press. I want to thank the press. I want to
1:05.0	thank my... We never use the press room here at my brother, my brother, in the HQ. We've had one for
1:10.9	years. This is our first proper press conference. I'm so glad that my family is supporting me through
1:16.8	this difficult time as I make these trying announcements to you. And I ask for your patience. I
1:21.4	ask for God. I ask for God's bliss and... You ask for God? Just like give him to you.
1:27.1	This is a press conference, and I don't think there's so much to be back on fourth at the press conference
1:30.9	until we get to the proper Q&A segment. Well, I was going to say I'm pretty sure that's what a press
1:34.6	conference is, but go on. Well, okay, it's not so much a conversation. It's me talking about... I need
1:39.2	God's help on this one in my family. I love them, and they love me and support me through this.
1:43.4	Announcement that I have to make these trying times is that I have decided today,
1:52.4	I think I'm just probably not going to end up taking it... Have taken a shower. I think by the
1:58.9	clock a roll over, and it's going to be October 9th, and on October 8th when I look back in my
2:04.8	diary, and I have the usual section in the diary, it's a shower time. That won't exist. There won't
2:12.2	be an entry for that. And it's a difficult decision that I made, and it's 730 central time right
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