MBMBaM 371: Face 2 Face: A Lot About Horniness

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2017

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Once again we are coming to you pre-recorded LIVE from beautiful Washington D.C.! We sure hope you enjoy! Suggested Talking Points: Train Murder Preparedness, What Kind Of Family You Got, King of Pranks, Toilet Mysteries, Emojis Can Die, Navitius, Buying Welcome Mats, How Money Works, Doctor Toboggan, Improv Nowhere, Ruined Cred

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there
0:16.0	will know how cool they are for listening.
0:20.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:40.0	It's familiar, but not too familiar, but not too unfamiliar.
0:50.0	It's a new crime, so I can make calls that you want to say they are what I'm going to say they are what I'm going to say.
1:06.0	Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother brother brother, I'm Ian Advice show for the Modenerer.
1:09.0	I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy.
1:12.0	I'm your middle-aged brother, cover that.
1:14.0	Step on my applause.
1:17.0	I'm your middle-aged brother, Christopher McElroy.
1:21.0	And I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy, fuck you.
1:27.0	Get-and-started quick.
1:29.0	Like the Chilean Mayors emerging from their mysterious hole, we have returned to the great District of Columbia.
1:40.0	Great District you got here.
1:42.0	Maybe the best District in the whole District.
1:44.0	I know about.
1:45.0	The Capitol.
1:49.0	And do you all get peeved?
1:51.0	Do you get seriously teed when people in Austin are like it's the live music capital of the world?
1:58.0	You can't just say that.
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