MBMBaM 358: Detective Jigsaw, My Very Best Friend

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Sorry it's come down to this, dear listeners, but we've been cops the whole time, and we've got to take you down for all the crimes you did while enjoying our podcast. We'd still love to have you over for the big cookout next weekend, though! Suggested talking points: Underpants Watch, Sneakin' Out the Bottles, Friend Arrest, Sea Pork, Quaid Confusion, Infrared Bears, An All New Original Color

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello everybody and welcome to my brother brother meeting advice show for the
0:46.6	modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I am your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.
0:51.0	I'm your sweet baby brother 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin McElroy. Now folks, I'm going to
0:56.4	try to keep this brief, but the reviews are in Captain Underpants. Hey guys,
1:04.0	boxers are briefs. Is my question boxer office smash? Is that anything? That's something.
1:11.9	Something. Hey listen, it's a watch. What's going on under those pants? His
1:19.2	fiend has never come as out the whole movie. Don't even worry about it. I had to google that to make
1:24.4	sure before I took all my kids to it. Travis let me ask you a question. When you were making your
1:35.7	fantasy cast list on the IMDB for Captain Underpants, who did you envision? Who'd be your dream
1:44.0	get for Professor Pupi pants? Myself? Close. Nick Crowell takes on the notoriously dirty
1:52.9	drawers as Professor Pupi pants. Kevin Hart is back as George Beard. Thomas Riddle.
2:00.0	In a reprise role of it's the first one of the Captain Underpants movies, but it's the second
2:05.0	time Kevin Hart has played a Captain Underpants role in a film. Justin who plays a Professor
2:12.2	Pupi pants sidekick Sid Mark. That's Mark Paul Gosler. Weird. With a taking a dramatic turn.
2:21.0	Captain Underpants is about two children who hypnotize a bad man and to thinking he's a superhero
2:27.9	who wears his underpants everywhere. Can I say this because the problem is the problem is he
2:34.3	didn't have a living will and I want to get out in front of this now on this podcast.
2:40.8	If you're a kid don't fucking turn me into Captain Underpants. If I cross you. Stop.
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