MBMBaM 352: Three Deep On the Window

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2017

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

We're out here doing our best, burning the candle at both ends, and SHOOT, wouldn't you know it -- we slept through another dang holiday. Another rose flies by, unsmelled, as we hunch tirelessly over the podcast assembly line. Dang it. Suggested talking points: 420 Missed Connection, Paintball Strats, Bird-based Orbital Decay, Evans Interruptus, Lean On Me, Kitty Litter Delivery Service, Sewer Dancing

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother me, and advice show for the modern era.
0:48.8	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your... I'm... I'm... let's see even the point.
0:54.5	And I'm your sweet baby brother in 30 under 30 media luminary Griffin macro. I'm just gonna stick with it.
0:58.9	We'll just... Travis, what's wrong? We seem to join Travis in media res, but let's let's fix that back and see what happened.
1:05.2	I missed it. What? Which one? Which did you miss? Of them. I missed 420. Oh, shit. Oh,
1:12.9	Travis. I know. I know. What were you doing? I wasn't paying attention. I was just... I was just
1:20.0	Griffin. Nothing. That's the thing. Oh, I just... I just didn't. You know? Yeah. So you like...
1:27.9	you got up and you were like just going about your day and you did smoke like a little bit of weed,
1:31.6	like one or two joints and then... But just normal. Just the normal amount. The normal amount.
1:36.4	Not like the... not like the buck wild amount that you're supposed to do on the... of funny weed day.
1:40.8	Travis, I'm so sorry, buddy. Well, you know, it's one of the... it happens when you work from home
1:46.7	and you don't own a calendar and like you just... You know, all the days start to run together. Like,
1:52.4	I forgot it was April for a while. You know what I mean? So like... And it wasn't until, you know,
1:57.2	I'm the 21st, all of my friends, all my weed friends were like, so what did you get up to yesterday?
2:02.3	And I was like, yeah, I just smoked a normal amount of weed and went on about my day. And they're like,
2:07.5	what? And then so not only did I miss it, I was also embarrassing all the forums.
2:12.4	It's such an inspiration to me that 420 is able to... You know, usually people would start to think
2:19.7	it past say. They would start to think that scene is over. It's played. 420, we get it, everybody
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