The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin Tyler McElroy. I'm your middleest brother, Travis Patrick McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother and 30-under-30-media luminary Griffin McElroy.

Wow, folks. Big exciting news from Hollywood, big thinker, big Hollywood thinker,

much like the James Cameron of our generation, Travis P. McElroy is here to speak with us.

He told us that he had a new movie idea that he wanted to run past this.

It's been a while, love here in these big movie ideas because I always know what blockbusters

look forward to in the following fiscal year. Now listen, here's the thing. I want to let you all know

upfront, this is going to take a lot of capital to get made. This is not going to shit.

It's going to be more expensive than Avatar, but I think when you see how much did, how much

was it, how much did, if I wanted to do an Avatar, how much would that run me? I think it was

$100,000 Canadian. I'm not sure. But I think that's like $100 billion American. I'm not sure

what the exchange rate is, but listen to this. It popped in my head this morning and it was like,

I woke up with a start and I thought why hasn't there been a fast and the furious

Transformers crossover movie? Oh my God. Travis, this is a bad idea. Why?

To this. That's a great idea. Thank you, Justin. Thank you for getting on board with an amazing

movie. How is that a terrible idea, Griffin? What do people love? They love giant robots

that turning to cars. What do they love? They love the faster the furious family gang that drives

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