The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome. My brother, my brother, me and his brother, for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin Tyler McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother,

Travis Patrick McElroy. I'm your sweet baby brother, 30 under 30,

media luminary Patrick Davis. Tyler Griffin McElroy. Right before the Irish sounding names, you know.

Right before we started, like literally a half a second before Justin went in, he whispered,

trust me, into the microphone. And I do, but I am scared as hell, I think a little bit. Don't be

scared. Don't be scared. It's just I can't, I couldn't tell you guys about the intro.

Okay. Without spoiling the intro. All right, give it. Because then we'll miss the, I don't know

how I've managed to sit on it this long, but here it comes. The best thing. It happened yesterday.

I was flying after visiting my brother in his beautiful new baby. Oh yeah, I forgot the text,

but did you get home all right? Yeah, I'm fine. I don't know why we do that. We all text each

other after we get home from a fight like, hey, I got home all right. As if like, what's the,

what's the opposite? I mean, I guess there is an opposite, right? But it's so powerful.

Some of you were so worried about me all day until, well, I mean, that doesn't hold up in this one

because you definitely didn't text or anything. But I just always assumed that we as Macrise

just have no object permanence. And like, that's why we need people to, because as soon as they leave

our side, it's like, they're gone. They're going forever. Until we get the text, it's like, I'm okay,

I'm fine. Thank God. You're more, you're more likely to get in car accident than playing accident.

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