MBMBaM 346: Blue Eyes, White Dragon, Can't Lose

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2017

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The joke that constitutes the title of this episode is absolutely the best thing in this episode, and I'm very, very sorry for ruining it, but I can't imagine titling this episode anything else. This joke is important. This joke is historically meaningful. Suggested talking points: Justin's Nautical Secrets, Coupon Flirting, Bad At YuGiOh, Soup Rules, Shoes Off!, Guy Another Day, True Beef Season 3, Hamilton in a Hurry

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, everybody, and welcome ashore. My name is Justin McElroy.
0:47.6	My brother and my brother me. This one.
0:49.4	Oh, hey there. I'm your middleist brother, Travis McElroy.
0:52.2	I'm actually baby brother in 30, 30 luminary girlfriend McElroy.
0:56.5	Land hoe. Land hoe.
0:58.3	Our smoothest name saying, I think, to date.
1:02.4	Yeah. I'm back on shore, on land, I guess. I don't know how to think of it anymore.
1:09.5	I used to think of myself as at sea, but then I think of this as at land now.
1:15.2	You know, you're like a limb on the other side.
1:17.4	You've surfed and now you're turfing.
1:19.8	I'm both surf and turf simultaneously.
1:23.2	At the same time?
1:25.0	Yeah, I'm a delicious pricey dish.
1:29.2	So how far are we going so far?
1:31.2	Not good, I think.
1:32.4	Listen, oh god, it's happening again.
1:34.5	Okay, so yeah, walk us through what's happening right now in your, I guess, inner ear zone.
1:38.6	I've been in the joke. I've been on the Jocco cruise for the past week.
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