The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, and me, an advice show for the modern

era. I'm your oldest brother Justin Tyler McElroy. I'm your middleest brother, Travis Sherman McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother in 3030 meter aluminum, and I'm going to go from McElroy.

And boys, here we are. A lot of folks said we wouldn't make it to 340, but here we are in this

zit now. Who said that? Looks like we made it. The haters and the critics and the critic cartoon

with John Lovitz. I had an idea because we've been going at this 340 episodes. We've been doing

this for 19 years. You all think you can fight me? Fight these tears? No, you can't because we've

been going for so long, and the main criticism we've been getting from the critic cartoon is that

they're just so stale, just extremely stale. A lot of people have said it's stale now.

They said it's got crust. It's like year old wheat fins. I said I still fuck with the year old

wheat fins. They're still wheat fins like hell. Especially if they're one of those like

rosemary and olive oil. They're like one of the flavor blasted ones. Absolutely, Travis.

Pizza blasted wheat fins, yes. So I had a soda. I like tris. It's better. Whoa. Well now is the whole

thing. Triskins are triskins are like a single use case food stuff. If I get to our

better cheese than wheat fins, don't just because there's more area upon which for the

two. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Doesn't just say you don't fuck with cheese. I don't

fuck with cheese on cracker. Like like raw cheese. I don't fuck with that. You know that. You

know that about me. I don't. I didn't know that. I don't want to draw cheese. So wait, it's got to be

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