The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your sweet baby brother, crack that beverage, baby, Griffin McElroy. The energy in the

studio is alive and electric. Well, cracklin' cracklin' cracklin'. Bazinga, this energy's good.

Cracklin' oh, brandy energy bouncing from Justin and me and me to Justin. Welcome to the zeitgeist, folks.

We are just writing a cultural wave right now thanks to our hot new party game, which won vapes.

As you know, we invented this hit party game accidentally last week, and it has taken on a

life of its own created by Auburn Wood, who actually went through and made the,

to our, almost to our exact specifications. Yeah, this is, this is well tailored. My only regret

about the whole thing is that we've got this just a tidal wave of fun game that we did not think

of any way to like monetize. It's a gift. It's a gift. We'll come up with another one next time.

Wait, Jay Alexander or David Letterman, Miss Jay or Mr. D. Damn. Damn, you know Miss Jay's got like

some, a fashionable rig. It's like a, it's like a cane, like a fashionable cane that Miss Jay

lives up to those lips and here's vape juice. Here's one I'm going to give you guys. Please.

This is created. It is like not, not, this is a scientific process and I have proof because I

have leaderboards here, the least likely and most likely to vape. Let me go through the least

likely to vape first. Oh, excellent. Starting from number six and going back. And I probably,

we promised we aren't going to talk about vaping this episode as much as we did last. Yeah, but

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