The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.

Hello, I'm Ian Walker. I'm brother of our brother-meeted vice-show for the modern era. I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy.

I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis. How are we doing in the bass moment? Travis!

Come here, Finn McGrady. Your baby brother, welcome home. Welcome back.

Yeah, so...

Chad, thanks everybody for checking in on my dye-dye sort of stuff. What was going on there?

Vee-savvy bone ejection. Bone loss, slash time loss.

Is brain loss, but I'm feeling great. Brain's am bones intact. Thank you all for your concern.

Thank you for the get-well cards. Thank you for the health soup that you sent to my house.

You're presumably sent. We have finished week one of our Hollywood lifestyle.

We've done it.

Here's the thing. We got two more episodes. This episode in the next episode of McBittman,

you're going to hear us all together recording after doing TV show shooting all week.

And just to all of my friends in the business, the red carpet business, I just want to say hats off to

for being able to grind out the products that we know and we love so much.

I'm talking about cheers and talking about phrase.

Yeah, and I also appreciate all the support calls we've gotten from Kelsey Grammer.

Kelsey, Dancin's saying. Welcome to the club boys.

Yeah, we were there once. Now it's your time. We got a lot of those calls, which I appreciate

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