The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody, welcome back from the Marbred Man Media and Vice Show for the Moderna era.

I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.

I'm your baby-us-baby brother, Griffin McElroy.

It's summertime! Can everyone else hear that too?

I can hear it. I can hear it. My head, right?

Nymphen is easy. Okay. Billy Stewart, of course, with that version of summertime.

It means me in my Billy Stewart impersonation, but Island Boy rises right now. I'm on that

island time. The Island Boy returns. Some people just want to watch the world sunburn.

He's not that boy we want, and that's the end of the sentence.

Island Boy has returned to you. I'm continuing my tour of the islands of the

southeastern United States. I have fully planned it, sewn my seeds of polys throughout

Tiber Island. And in Georgia's Tiber Island, I've moved on to Polly's Island, South Carolina,

and I am here just living. Island Boy. My island phone's going off one second. Hello.

Hi, it's, wow, it sounds like I'm talking to you on two coconuts that are just kind of

stapled together. Is that true? That's right. Go for Island Boy. Hi, Island Boy. This is Polly.

Just heard your stand on my island this weekend and this week. And I hope you have just a great time.

Be careful of those jelly sharks. And just wanted to do ask you. Did do want to ask you to

please just stop sewing your seed all around my island. That'd be terrific. Thanks. I would hate

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