The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hey everybody, welcome to Club McBen Bam. My name is Justin McElroy.

My name is Travis McElroy. My name is Kid Vid, which is which my Christian name is

Griffin McElroy, the baby's brother. And Kid Vid is like his vacation nom-de-

Yeah, you know how everybody has a vacation name when they're out on vacation? For this one,

I'm Kid Vid because I'm glued to the screens. Hey, it's Kid Vid in this one. Welcome to Club

McBen Bam. This is our summer series where it's just like this McBen Bam you've come to know and love.

I hope. But it's kind of like the way we meet you vibe.

Like we took the summer off and we're spending our summer working at like, you know,

like a resort and maybe like Justin's teaching volleyball and like Griffin's teaching

beach video games, apparently. And I'm like maybe doing surfing and maybe like one of us has a

crush on Stacey Kurosy. And you know, like we're all just hanging out and you used to our antics

at Bayside, but now it's ocean side. Do you remember when they made summer coke and they just

put mangoes or whatever the fuck in there? And the flavor was so bad that you were legally allowed

to go into a convenience store and kick over the display case. You were legally allowed. And in fact,

if you did that, you got a free good drink of your choice from this from the business.

They said we're not legally allowed to do that, but thank you for freeing us from this prison.

They said we hate we hate summer coke.

This is what they said, but you're not going to hate summer. My brother, my brother,

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