The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the modern era. I'm your

oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-est brother Travis McElroy.

Come at sweet sweet sugar, baby, you grew from McElroy. So stoked to be back in the McElroy studios

here after our trip to Boston, which was just a delight. You left an egg sandwich. You left two

egg sandwiches just sitting here on the audio switch board Justin, and they've created a powerful

stink in the hot summer sun. To be fair, it's melted into the soundboard and created its own little

like biosphere kind of thing. It's really weird and gross. Now that was okay, there was reasoning

behind that. I did have a reason for that. I was worried that we would all be killed in Boston

perhaps, you know, perched 24-7. So that's why I put the sandwiches under glass, and if you look

closely, you can see the little name plate that says, as eaten by beloved Mubin Bam host, Justin

McElroy, 1980 to 2016. Yeah. You ate that sandwich for 36 years? Always riding. No, that's my

life. He's really been savoring this bad boy. Yeah, it's like, you know how they turned

Dolly Routon, part of his childhood home, into a Dollywood exhibit. And they just left all the

old, old-ass egg sandwiches that she'd taken single bites out of and then just let the hot,

stinky summer sun just do they thing on these egg sandwiches. The best thing about it. They wanted

to really give you what it was like to grow up in Dolly Partens egg sandwich filled home.

How sweet would it be if everything was exactly like it was like this is how it grew up, y'all

is just like this. And that was just like one giant stack of empty folded down mountain-do

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