MBMBaM 293: Dark Ages Teen Life

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2016

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

After a rocky, inscrutable start, this episode starts to tackle some heady subjects. Like, for instance, whether or not it's possible to cook and safely consume dorm furniture. Also, how sick it would be to kick it in the 11th century. Suggested talking points: A Bizarre Scattershot Intro, Dog the Break-Up Hunter, Pillow Love, Wine Accident, Stiff Bevins, Edible Bean Bags, Sliding Doors, Jesterwork

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.
0:43.4	No prep, just go. This is that ice cold Michelle fire for that white gold.
0:49.5	Why did we practice? Why did we practice, Jonathan?
0:55.2	Griffin, your part's down. No, I'm just doing the dance.
0:58.0	Okay, this is... Have you guys ever done this?
1:02.5	No, do it, do the song. I gotta do the dance.
1:04.9	Okay, let's take it from the top.
1:07.2	Okay. Just that, Griffin, you just said it all this out.
1:10.1	Yeah, you'll clean it up. Just go, just go, just go, I'm fucking feeling it, I'm fucking hot.
1:15.1	This is... Oh no, let me try again, because please don't start it, my keys.
1:19.2	I don't think we can... This here, that ice cold Michelle fire for that white gold.
1:24.1	This one's for them hood girls, and good girls, straight masterpieces.
1:28.4	Smiling. What? A fart now.
1:33.2	Griffin, you swore you weren't on the... Summer in the city.
1:36.1	That's sharp, like Gungley, with your hand down over your pieces, brother.
1:40.8	All right, let's...
1:41.6	I can tell Beau, it's really to pity I'm rocked to an emok,
1:44.3	called a police set of firemen.
1:46.2	All right, hold on.
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