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My Brother, My Brother And Me

MBMBaM 268: Hot Boiled Beans and Bacon

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.931.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2015

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Take up your enchanted blade and wooden boxing gloves, and come with us on a dangerous voyage into the untouched corners of the internet. We can't guarantee your safety, but we can guarantee your horror. Suggested talking points: ANTM Talk, Time Travel Backflip, Snugglebug, Probstgate, Boxing Funtime Squad, Food Delivery, 362 Hours, Cursed Sword

Transcript

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0:00.0

The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

0:05.5

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

0:11.2

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

0:16.7

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

0:44.5

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother brother me and his advice show for the

0:46.8

modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.

0:51.0

I'm your sweet-ass brother Griffin McElroy. Your ass brother Griffin McElroy.

0:56.0

Cycle 2-2 America's next top model. Boys continue to be in the house. Boys are still in the house.

1:02.2

That's still a heavy, still a heavy element of the show. Yeah. It's still in the theme song.

1:08.5

Boys in the house. But it's like four years in. Yeah, three years in. Boys are still in the house.

1:13.3

They should shake it up and do like dogs and cats in the house. Yeah.

1:17.6

Well, they had one angle that they started to pursue in this cycle of A&T M2.2,

1:23.9

which was... It's not two murderers in the house. It's a double X double I. Double X double I,

1:32.1

God, I hope everybody who listens to the show watches A&T M and if you don't, then piss off.

1:37.0

We don't want you this time. Yeah. They hadn't angle this season, which was no beauty has no size

1:45.2

or some shit like that. You could just be small because all the models on past seasons are all like

1:50.2

six foot beautiful and now they're like four foot lovely. I don't think they've ever done short

1:56.0

and guys. That's like two things. A new combination. It's a new combination. Who's your favorite so far

2:02.0

of the crew? Neal definitely. Definitely Neal. I like my May. I think she's bringing a good

2:09.5

style to it. She seems very professional and I think that's important for this environment.

2:14.4

I think Tyra is going to win this year. What if Tyra just won? She... What if she was America's

2:19.9

next top model? Do you know how fucking desperate she is every year when she announces the winner

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