MBMBaM 249: Toyota Bigraft

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2015

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Can any of us really be sure that we've ever actually been on a boat? Really do a deep dive into your own nautical memories, and realize the horrifying truth. Boats are a lie. Suggested talking points: Blartwatch 2, Silent Lawnmowers, Fishgetter X, Montana Law, Cloud Peen, Cafe Arbando's, Dune Butt, House Reviews

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you've cool baby.
0:44.1	Hey, everybody. Welcome, my brother, my brother and me, and a vice-show for the modern era.
0:48.7	My, I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.
0:53.0	I'm your sweet baby, baby, brother, Griffin McElroy. And baby, kids? That's a name.
0:58.3	Well, everybody. Blartwatches. Blartwatches back. I'm on Blartwatch.
1:03.7	Blarty in the USA. Did we have a maiden voyage for the SS Blartwatch?
1:08.4	I'm pretty sure we've Blartwatched before. This is Blartwatch, too. The game has done changed.
1:14.4	Second weekend, Paul Bort-Malkop was in a rough fight for second place with Furious 7.
1:20.3	It's in the 13 to 14 million dollar range. That's how Blart is right now.
1:26.1	It's going to clear the 40 million mark. It's domestic total by the end of the weekend.
1:29.4	So it's going to be a big picture, a big win for...
1:33.2	I'm not thought on a budget of how much?
1:34.8	$8. Kevin James, the whole team. What?
1:39.0	Yes, it stands to gain a lot of money.
1:41.9	Everybody volunteered for that except for Kevin James. His only stipulation on his writer is
1:47.3	that when they were done filming all of his scenes in the movie, they were going to go to Yoga Land.
1:51.7	And he was going to get a cup of frozen yogurt.
1:54.8	And it costed $8 because it was a considerable amount of yogurt.
1:58.8	When I saw the billboard for Paul Blart, World Cup 2, and it said, always bet on Blart,
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