MBMBaM 247: Tangled Up in Carl

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2015

⏱️ 54 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Please, while you're listening to (and hopefully enjoying) this episode, spare a thought - a prayer, even - for Justin's dry, dry mouth. He's going through a lot right now, specifically with regards to his soda deficiency. Suggested talking points: Wet Mouth, Marc Ecko Good, Snake Expertise, Workout Pizza, Jokes on Demand, Arby's Street Fight

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, everybody. Welcome to my brother, my brother, me and my brother, me and my brother,
0:46.9	for the modern era. My name is Justin McElroy, and I'm your oldest brother.
0:52.8	My name is Nidlis brother, and I'm Travis your brother.
0:57.8	I'm your sweet baby brother, Griffin Rock and Roll McElroy.
1:02.5	I have an emergency that needs to be addressed immediately.
1:06.4	Is it Travis's microphone? Should we?
1:08.6	Travis's microphone is fine. Don't see you fucking draw people's attention to it.
1:11.9	No, they can't. I think they'll figure out that he's talking to us.
1:16.0	No, you did the same thing with the person mowing the lawn, and you're like, don't hear it.
1:21.2	They're all here. They're all here.
1:22.6	They didn't come out. Now, I'm going to get a million tweets saying,
1:25.0	why was Travis recording on a fucking talk boy? What was he recording on?
1:28.1	Goddamn yakback. Can I get to my emergency?
1:32.2	Do your bit. It's not a bit. It's life or death.
1:36.9	We are recording. We have one hour to record the best show of our lives.
1:43.9	It's kind of like the movie Speed. We're under a deadline.
1:46.7	And right before we like right once the call had started and we had started recording,
1:53.1	I reached for my can of crisp refreshing Pepsi Max and realized that it was empty.
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