The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello everybody and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and the advice show for the

modern era. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother Travis McElroy.

I'm a sooooy baby Griffin. Been an exciting week here at the McElroy Ranch. I'm down 14th.

Got my wisdoms yanked, so that's been a- Do you not understand that that's like this podcast

of money maker? Travis and I don't know shit about fuck, and you had all the wisdom in the world,

and you gave it away just because it was for aesthetics because your mouth was too wide.

One of those who's too beautiful. That was the part- it was distracting in conversation. People

couldn't focus on my ideas. My big ideas, my big world-changing ideas. Because you're a giant

pakti. Because my beautiful, shining, perfect pakti. And one broken half, so it seemed like the time.

Well, that's a good time to do it. Like you were just burning through your wisdom, so quickly

doing this show that that was part of your wisdom tooth had to like rot and fall off because you

used it up. Mindfulness teaches us the importance of knowing when to let go of things. And for me,

knowing when to let go of my wisdom teeth was predicated on one of the breaking and shattering

or something. Did you go to your local sense center to have it removed? Jagged a stalagged

type of chewing. Sorry Travis. Did you go to your local sense center to have them removed?

No, I went ahead and went alopathic on this one. What possible manner could it zinster

ripped in bad boys out? Listen, anybody can remove teeth from anybody. I'm not recommending it.

I'm just saying that like you get really centered, you focus, you focus on your breathing, pop,

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