MBMBaM 206: Hodor Hoarders

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2014

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Happy Solstice, everybody! Oh, don't worry - we definitely know what the solstice is. And like, its significance, and its observations and ... just like, all the things about the solstice. Suggested talking points: Solstice, Pump Island, Marry a Billy Joel, Old Friend Management, Dank VelJohnson, Travis' Special Underwear

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.6	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.3	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.8	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?
0:44.5	Welcome to the Solstice. I knew it! That's what I was gonna do!
0:49.0	It's my brother, my brother, and we special summer solstice episode.
0:53.6	As we dance amongst the fairy rings, the sky hangs high with the brightness of a lunar,
1:00.2	the sun means down on us from its highest position. Lighting bolt! Lighting bolt!
1:04.8	Lighting bolt and lighting bolt. Let's all start fucking!
1:08.5	I'm the middleist and nakedest to Travis McElroy, I'm free!
1:22.4	I emerge from the Mist 1, I emerge from the Mist 2, I emerge from the Mist 3.
1:26.9	Hi, my name is Griffin McElroy, I'm a level 14 troll berserker.
1:32.1	I hate to... One of you guys, it boughed me while I was emerging from the Mist,
1:40.0	which is LARP rules like 101, you gotta wait for me to be summoned before we can begin our encounter.
1:45.6	I actually have an enchanted mirror of Kanchelangrong, and it helps me to see you from the Mist.
1:52.7	Have you had those new Fritos Kanchelangrong?
1:56.4	They're so good! They're buffalo blasted!
2:03.1	I did just watch Monster Camp again, so I am like coming hot and fresh off of that glow that you get
2:09.3	after you watch Monster Camp. People watch Monster Camp. I think you have to like rent it on Amazon,
2:13.8	it's in video or something like that, it's an important movie, and it's one of those movies
2:18.0	that you watch it, and you're like, this is a crazy world, I know nothing about, and I never will.
2:23.0	Look at all these people, and then also you feel like, can I maybe...
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