The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Hey, everybody. It's E3 time again. Headed out to sunny LA to see the latest and greatest in video games.

This is my brother, my brother, me and my brother from the modern era. I'm Justin and the

middle one's Travis and Griffin, but I'm Sima Star. I want to talk to our leading video game

expert to get his predictions about where we're going to see. Oh, that's a big show. Travis

McElroy video games have come a long way since backman as I remember it. Maybe you could let

us in on what we can expect from interactive entertainment in 2014 at E3. Well, the buzz is

that they're going to make Pac-Man, but for girls. And what will the difference be just an

asked with some fair amount of trepidation? The Pac-Man will have female genitalia. And it will be

visible. I always assume Pac-Man's mouth was a vagina this whole time. Is that incorrect?

No, it is correct. It'll just be more blatant. Our fastest, most problematic episode today.

So what else can we expect from video games? Well, do you remember the Sonic game for Dreamcast,

in which you could collect little animals and their memory card? Chows. They're going to take that,

but turn it into a little standalone game. Stand alone. Which you can feed the animals and clean

up their poop and exercise, though. So like a tamagotchi is what? Like what? Except they will die

within seconds. They're telling us we need to wrap up our segment. Any other quick,

rapid-fire predictions about the big show? I think they're going to make a new Mario game. That's

probably... You say that. Uh-huh? Video game people. The video game people are... The video game stars.

Jim Tindale. Hi, my name is Jim Tindale. I've been making Mario games for my garage for the

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