MBMBaM 203: Upper Montana

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2014

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Six nipples, two bodies, one bed. Aw, don't fret none about it, buddy. That's just the algebra of love. Carry the three. Solve for sex. Suggested talking points: Nonnee Kisses, One Mo' Again, Elevator Fetish, Booth Sides, Tuba Lessons, Shitty Slickers, YHTN

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Hello, everybody, and welcome to my brother, my brother, me and advice show for the modern era.
0:48.5	I'm your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy.
0:51.9	I'm your baby, a baby, baby, griffin McElroy back in the saddle, fuck nuts. Sorry, I just wanted
0:57.5	to say back in the saddle. I just got back from a brunch with our nanny. Oh, how's she?
1:03.7	She is doing well. She has been in town for the week, and we just got one went to
1:09.4	Black Sheep for brunch and I was inserted to give you guys these two kisses. Which one did I?
1:16.5	Someone was for Travis. I wanted to have one. I wanted the second one, so I'm happy about how that
1:22.3	turned out. That one sounded more your favorite. The first one was pretty dry, and if I'm going to
1:27.2	get a nanny kiss, I want those wet smackers. Is that a scared laugh or uncomfortable laugh?
1:34.0	It's a little bit of, it's sort of in the middle there. Justin, you're dancing around the issue.
1:38.0	What did you have for brunch and acquiring my, I want to know. Listen, I had chicken and waffles.
1:43.1	The chicken is in honey nut Cheerios. Don't mind if I do. Don't mind if I do.
1:51.1	Wait, you just like a bowl of cereal? No, it's like ground up and fried in that. How about I do
1:57.4	that with you? That sounds more like it. What did our sweet nanny get? Sweet nanny got blueberry,
2:02.2	French toast. It was so sweet. She asked for more syrup. I think it wasn't enough. She got
2:09.4	sweet. She got a bunch of sweet teeth in those wet lips. Also, she told me that she's really into
2:15.4	arrow and is looking forward to checking out flash. We can't. All the CW programming. Our nanny is
2:22.4	down with it. So if you got any questions about arrow or the flash, check out our nanny's podcast.
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