The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Hey everybody, it's my brother and brother, and welcome to the show. It's going to be a big show.

We've got a lot of jokes for you this week. A lot of you writing in with problems and queries and problems.

We've got the solutions for you. First question. How long have you known?

How long have you known? Well, question asked. Here's the noise.

That's actually healing me. That's soothing me. That's not really sonically unpleasant for me.

Probably I was nervous as well. I'm your oldest brother Justin McElroy. I went to sleep at 11 o'clock

last night, and I feel great. I'm your middle-aged brother, Travis McElroy, and I stayed out drinking a lot

out of actually a party. Went to bed at like three o'clock in the morning. Then woke up at seven o'clock

in the morning and drove five hours to get back to Cincinnati. I mean, mine's not as good. I'm

griffin' McElroy. I'm the baby brother. I just drank a whole bunch. There's not like a whole

production. There was into the traveling element to my story. I drank all day.

Here's what I actually did. I went to a ramp dinner last night. You guys familiar with ramps?

Apparently, what did you do? You just jumped your bikes off on my

trip to the Toronto. No, no, no, no, no, sweet sons. It's a West Virginia delicacy.

Oh, on this. Yeah, yeah, sort of it's in the garlic garlic family. It tastes a little bit like

greens, like very garlicy greens, but you have a whole big party around them. Our friends

can't really mic has out there. They have chickens and goats that they actually get the eggs from.

We bought some eggs from them. From goats? They have goat eggs. We bought goat eggs from them. They

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