The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.

Hello, and welcome to my brother and brother and me. I am just a McElroy.

I'm Travis McElroy. What's going on?

Great. Hello Griffin, I believe this is a podcast. You see what I was this new character.

It's like some sort of like, if John Waters was living in a cave for two decades,

no, a while I was, I've been without electricity for a week, and while I was without electricity,

I was down the dreaming books. Oh, okay, this is this is this is books man. This is educated justice.

This is how this is how brain unbooks. This is what they do. So in your mind, this is what

educated people sell my, I in in circles. I am in intellectual circles. This is what my friends

and I this is how we speak. Jonathan, no, I picture you right now surrounded by bookcases,

but your brain has swollen and you just have like a giant forehead. Tell me, I have become

top heavy. With this voice, did you inherit a preclivity for going to community pools and not swimming,

standing on the sidelines and just sort of soaking it in, soaking it in? I have let me put it this

way. I have memorized the different popsicle flavors of your about the concession. No, no, it is.

Yes, it's very, he passed everyone's trying to meet the heat, they say. But without electricity,

I was not able to watch my programs. I was not able to play video games, and I was forced to read,

either now I've been exposed to all the great culture of the world. How, how's Salo is your skin?

Can you give me a sort of Saloness rating? It looks like an on fruit by the water.

Did you get book John does? What happened? No, he was just reading books and eating carrots the entire time.

...