The Michael Berry show.

There's a period of time I didn't watch the Astros closely.

I hated those blue pinstrip uniforms.

And it wasn't out of protest, but I really hated them.

I hated it.

I hate that Lance Berkman had to wear that damn

uniform because Lance Berkman is such a great guy. Probably the greatest

modern era astro off the field that you could ever meet. Man of God, family man,

just solid, witty I'm not just saying that because he brought a possum on our show I'm not just saying that because we're friends I'm saying it because well it's true

Oh since you asked and then we got to

get to our I truly believe since you ask which I feel like that was kind of

asking coming back from Miami this past weekend that I tell you? Sunday, walking through the airport.

Roger Clemens passes us.

I said, hey rocket, and he turns and looks, and he said, hey, I put my hand out into his

mitt. He's a big dude.

After I talked to him, my wife and kids walked on the head.

And I said, do y'all know who that was?

And they said, no, and my wife says, a football player?

He does not look like a baseball, but it's a big dude.

And so I said, hey, I don't know if you remember

I had the Redneck Country Club, and you sang on stage with me,

we did friends and low places and then we did you never even

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