The Michael Berry Show

I know everybody was getting excited about the eclipse but I was trying to explain it because people so what exactly is the eclipse and the way I've been explaining is like this

Let's say you were watching college basketball over the last couple of weeks.

Are you watching Band of Brothers?

You're watching something in which you are invested and at least with Band of Brothers or anything

on demand you could pause it but with a basketball game it's just not the same. So you're watching a ball game, maybe it's your favorite school playing and you're rooting for

them or you're rooting against some other school, which really makes you engaged.

And your wife walks through the living room.

And somehow she stands in between you and the television.

And maybe she's doing it on purpose to get your attention or maybe she doesn't realize it.

A lot of times wives do this.

I don't know if they go to wife school.

I don't know if it's intuitive because they all know. But when your wife is

barking out from behind you, you're sitting on the couch watching TV, you're going, hey, you're going to need to call

and get this done and then, and then, you're going to need to call and get this done and then you're going to need to talk to the boys about.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. You're not going to remember it later because all you wanted to do is be quiet until this moment and

later maybe you'll go back going now what did you need me to do and at that point

she feels like she's not being heard and you know I can understand that but just just

give me a minute okay? Often they don't understand to give me a minute logic.

So in order to get your attention in a show of power, they'll go standing between you and the TV.

Well, this doesn't work with my wife because she's a skinny little thing and she's tiny so I can still see around her

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