Maz Jobrani - Apocalypse Meow

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, actor, and author Maz Jobrani (https://www.mazjobrani.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a man suffered "car crash level" injuries after tripping on his cat, Randy explains why a man left the scene of a crash to make it to his barbershop appointment, and Dan wants you to buy an adult lunchable in South Dakota, and so much more!

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0:00.0	Dan and Rand and Jay will share
0:05.7	Tales of folks so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose the life they choose
0:10.6	We'll make the news breaking down each epic bail in Florida there's half-rise bail
0:15.6	I'm happy to say they couldn't make this up
0:20.1	So listen to our podcast jam with co-host our man Dan.
0:24.9	Bender, don't be a jerk.
0:27.1	Because when the music, it's the funny hits and we are going to take you down.
0:32.4	Stick around.
0:33.6	Make a sound hunger down is Dump People Town.
0:36.6	Hey, Tadies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town.
0:40.7	Population, Yubrani.
0:41.7	Population, Gibrani.
0:42.9	My.
0:43.8	Jabrani.
0:44.7	Welcome to the show, dude.
0:46.1	It's so nice to have you on.
0:47.4	Fellas, I love you guys.
0:48.7	I love you, too, but I love these guys because you guys are two of the guys who, when there's something that's out
0:56.7	of left field in the world of comedy, you show up and I show up.
1:00.6	Yes.
1:00.8	And Brad Williams shows up.
1:02.8	We're the three who say, we don't say no.
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