Just an old fashion love song playing on the radio.

And wrapped around the music is the sound of someone promising they'll never go.

You swear you've heard it before as it slowly rumbles on

No need and bring them back because I've never really gone

Just an old-fashioned love song one I'm sure they wrote for you and me.

Just an old-fashioned love song coming down and freak our harmony to weave our dreams upon and listen to

achieve them when the lights are low to underscore our love affair with tenderness and feelings

that we've come to know.

Welcome back all you smooth swingers and grovers of the special Valentine's Day episode of the All American Lover's Savage Show.

My gay heterosexual bearded Jew.

Oh, man, I was on roll there and I just butcher that.

I'm sorry.

It was, anyway, my sexy producer over here, my co-host, my buddy, my partner, my lover, Josh, right there,

operating these controls a lot better than I had with this intro.

Can we just, can we start over and do it again?

Not to like, whatever, we're gonna not too like whatever we're gonna go with it

what's going on what's going on I don't know man it's it's just one of those days

oh man happy Valentine's date everybody out there not going to lie. I will not lie about

this holiday. I am not the biggest Valentine's Day fan. I'm just not. It feels like it's

like this Hallmark holiday that forces you to I don't know I've seen comments from people

to talk about like a Valentine's Day is the one day that you show that special someone

how much you love and appreciate them it kind of is like you're doing it wrong.

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