Mayonnaise Meltdown (ft. Pierre Novellie and Matt Zarb-Cousin) Part 1

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2017

⏱️ 64 minutes

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No Hussein (@HKesvani) or Charlie (@cfppalmer) this week; instead Riley (@Raaleh) and Milo (@Milo_Edwards) are joined by Pierre Novellie (@pierrenovellie)... and Matt Zarb-Cousin (@mattzarb), an actual smart person (!) who shows for the second half of Part I, and all of Part II - which is out tomorrow. We talk about Perkbox - a company we may have started beefing with on twitter (we see you Perkbox) for giving bosses seeking employee engagement an alternative to "just pay them more, idiot," and Hampton Creek, a $1.1bn technology platform that exclusively makes weird mayonnaise. Like, follow, and subscribe my late capitalist subjects!

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0:00.0	So hang on, these are just like gray sweatpants.
0:15.0	Gray sweatpants that happen to be constructed in such a way,
0:18.0	that they interact with my body in such a way that I come when I wear them, especially when I wear them to sleep.
0:24.6	I'll give you 30,000 for 20% of this business.
0:28.6	I'm in.
0:30.6	I'm in.
0:31.6	Okay, well, welcome to Dirty Dragons Den, the new title of Trash Future Podcast,
0:39.2	the podcast, The Podcasts, How the Future is Trash.
0:41.5	And we are lucky enough today to be joined by Pierre Novelli, a friend of the show.
0:45.9	It's a pleasure to be back.
0:47.8	And if I make any flu noises, I apologize, but I've got something wrong with my bones.
0:53.2	That's fine.
0:53.5	We love chimneys in this podcast.
0:55.5	Well, that's the thing. Oh, God.
0:57.1	Very nice.
0:59.1	I mean, at least you didn't get vaccinated so you're not mind controlled by George Soros into joining Antivar.
1:05.4	Yeah, or ensuring that random sections of Hungary, I've got less food.
1:12.5	I've not clear on the whole Soros thing. It all just seems insane. It's ironic, like, ensuring that random sections of Hungary have got less food or I've not clear on the whole Soros thing it all just seems insane.
1:13.6	It's ironic like ensuring that parts of Hungary
1:15.7	are starving.
1:17.6	See, what we don't understand
1:18.9	is that George Soros is playing
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