Q Super Hot Host rides up on a skut and says here's the dealio because this show is now some

fucked up adult summer camp you guys are gonna hop on skuits and go on a scavenger. Hi hello, and welcome to another Brands Fang New episode of another Bachelor

podcast. My name's Dylan, I'm saddled up next to Buddy real Nicholas Davis.

What's going on everybody?

Pat, producer of the podcast over there behind a glass is...

Hey, how are you?

I'm doing good Pat, how are you?

I'm doing wonderful.

Nick, how are you doing?

Pretty good. Are you doing Nick how you doing pretty good are you doing you had a spice to that wonderful I would imagine it's because we have the greatest fucking fans in the world we have the greatest fucking fans in the world we have the greatest fucking fans in the world we just just love you guys. We hit it. We actually surpass your that plane. It's very low flying because we're going to war with China. We're going to war with China. Go ahead, but right now I'm happy to get to PSAs. I really I promise the audience I win. The plane is can you guys here? We're going to war with China. Go ahead. But right now I'm jubilated. We hit our goal. We hit our mark. So that means I got to keep my promise. I will not be bombarding them with telling them they need to go to Patreon.

We'll get to the show with recap much sooner. But before we do, we are launching a merchandising empire.

Get ready folks.

I don't think we have the e-commerce site up yet to start selling it, but let me say this.

Get, start looking in your bank account and make sure there's enough money there because we are launching the official another podcast networks

Wine Hag shirt we've got so much stuff coming so the wine heck shirt it's going to be this beautiful design of a cup, a bottle of red wine and it pours out the word

wine hag and wine and flows into the cup of a filthy booze, a booze sound in the form of Jess from Love is Blind. We've also got just generic

another Bachelor podcast t-shirts and my favorite. It's going to be a low

seller but we're going to have two rams shaking hands.

So there's a lot of fun stuff coming. And I would like to actually make a decree right now. I'll ask you guys what you think about it but I think you'll agree. I actually don't ever want to hear the word merch again.

Murch is for drug addicts in a garage who disrespect instruments and call themselves a band.

We have a clothing line coming out. disrespect instruments and call themselves a band.

We have a clothing line coming out.

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