This is an IHeart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

Live from Studio C.

See, Signor.

Why am I the only one who wore a helmet to work?

I've been wearing a helmet since midday yesterday.

When the drone attack warning came out.

Keep meaning to get on a war footing, and I keep forgetting.

Boy, did drone attack warnings mean nothing to you, people? I put on a helmet, I climbed under my bed. I stayed under my bed until about a half an hour ago. I drove to work with my helmet on. It's just smart. Yeah. Way to be prepared. Live from Studio C, where we have re-fortified the Armstrong and Gettie Communications Compound against the Iranian drone attack,

and today we're toiling under the title of the show.

Dyer Strait or Mine, Mine, Mine.

Both references to the Strait of Hormuz, of course.

Here is the least important thing I'm probably going to say all day.

Is it straight or straights?

I have become convinced it's straight.

It's one straight.

Ian Bremmer, I was looking at his feed, and he's a very smart guy.

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