Maybe, Sabotage, Licking

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Sarah shares a Buddhist story about a farmer that reminds us nothing is truly good or bad. Plus, she helps a woman who’s sabotaging her current relationship, digests a dog’s desire to lick semen, and sings her favorite songs from The Sarah Silverman Program.

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0:00.0	Lemonnotta
0:02.0	out. Hey!
0:13.0	Hey!
0:14.0	Hey!
0:15.0	Hey!
0:17.0	Hey ya fuck up!
0:18.0	Hey! Yeah!
0:21.0	Hello everybody
0:22.0	It's your old pal Sarah Silverman and you know I don't know if
0:26.7	this is like something going around lately but it hit me and I thought it was
0:31.0	awesome and Rory and I have been completely practicing this kind of thinking which is it's a story
0:39.0	about a Chinese farmer okay and here's the story is there's this Chinese farmer, okay? And here's the story, there's this Chinese farmer and one day his
0:46.2	horse runs away and his neighbors come around at nine and go, oh that's so terrible your horse ran
0:52.4	away, you don't have a horse.
0:54.8	And he said maybe.
0:57.2	And then the next day the horse came back and brought seven wild horses with him.
1:01.7	And the neighbors said, oh, that's amazing. You've got eight horses now
1:06.5	when you had none. And he said, maybe. And then the horses, one of the horses trampled his son when he was riding it and broke the son's leg.
1:17.0	And the neighbors said, oh, that's so horrible your son broke his leg and he said, maybe.
1:22.0	And then the next day they came around they were drafting young men to go to war and they didn't take his son because he had a broken leg and the neighbors said, oh, thank God, he, that's such, that's so great
1:36.5	that he was not drafted.
1:38.6	And he said, maybe.
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