Jorts, Belts, Dumb Beefs
The Sarah Silverman Podcast
Lemonada Media
4.6 • 4.7K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2024
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Sarah walks onstage to accept a Writers Guild Award in jorts. Plus, she helps a family drop their dumb beefs, picks apart her porn usage, and receives high praise from an interfaith chaplain.
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| 0:00.0 | Lemonnotta |
| 0:02.0 | out. Hey! |
| 0:13.0 | Hey! |
| 0:14.0 | Hey! |
| 0:15.0 | Hey! |
| 0:16.0 | Hi! |
| 0:17.0 | Hey! |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah ya fuck up! |
| 0:19.0 | Hey! |
| 0:20.0 | Hey! |
| 0:21.0 | Hi everybody it's your old pal Sarah Sarah Silverman that is |
| 0:25.2 | Winner of a Writers Guild Award last night. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I was |
| 0:40.0 | So surprised I was so surprised I've never not prepared a little something but I was positive I wouldn't win I I knew and I even smoked a little pot before but luckily my category was like two |
| 0:48.6 | hours later so I was completely sober but I had nothing planned I was shocked when they said my name and |
| 0:55.1 | luckily the circumstance landed itself to its own speech because for summary I couldn't find anything to wear and so I just |
| 1:08.3 | wore everything I wore was like 25 years old. They wore like a really old top shop shirt and a blazer I got literally to wear on |
| 1:19.8 | late world with Zach, Zach Galifinacas's VH1 show way before the hangover. |
| 1:26.0 | Some Jean Shorts that were... I wore Jean Shorts is the main point of this. |
| 1:33.0 | With tights, like sheer black tights, |
| 1:35.0 | and actual high heels that are plastic, |
| 1:39.0 | pretty slutty, pretty high, |
| 1:41.0 | but thick enough that I was, it did not hurt by the time I hit a |
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